People with children love to share their kid-related horror stories with you. One of the most popular anecdotes is a tale of two adults who are no longer able to dine out at a restaurant in peace ever again. Or at least for a long time. Or that they can only do so without their child present. So they give up and eat at home and make up excuses for why they can't join friends for lunch anymore. The end. I know. The horror. The horror!
There's the other restaurant tale where the parents go out with their kids and they're crazy little monsters; disrupting other paying customers meal times. But that's another post for another day. This post is about how you should ignore all these stories and go out and enjoy your meal with your toddler in tow. Practice makes perfect... or at least bearable!
I'm not sure how these food-related legends started. But they're quite popular. While out dining, several parent-friends have said to me, "Enjoy this meal now, soon you won't be able to eat out anymore." And I believed them. But now that Lulu's nearly 16 months old and still happy to dine out, we're just going to ignore all the restaurant-related horror stories. Before you start, "but... but... butting" me with, "Wait until she's two years old," let me add that people told us this bad restaurant behavior would start at six months, nine months, one year, and so on and so on and since the shoe hasn't dropped, we're just going to move on and take the stories for food folklore and nothing else.

Lulu loves routine. So we've set up a restaurant routine that seems to work really well for us. I'm going to break it down for you, and hope that maybe you'll be able to replicate this process and find similar success. Here we go,
1. Pick a child-friendly restaurant. Who's child friendly? Usually a restaurant with a high chair qualifies. Also a place that's not too white linen and where crayons might be offered, unsolicited is a good sign. That said, not every place offers high chairs or booster seats and they're perfectly fine for families. By the way, if a restaurant doesn't have kid-seating, be prepared with something like a TotSeat (we always travel with ours). Make reservations if you can or at least know how long the average wait is where you're going. Truthfully, we rarely know if a new restaurant is child-friendly before we show up so we just come prepared.
2. Pack a sippy cup, bottle, or cup for your kid to drink out of (they can also drink out of a plastic cup with straw if they're advanced enough for that). Pack some snacks. Try to make them "special" snacks, not the run-of-the-mill "stuff they eat at home all the time" treat.
3. Upon being seated, strap your kid into the high chair. It's really important this chair has a buckle that works because sometimes they will try to stand up in the chair. And when they do, people start to freak out, even if you're calm. Pull your kid right up to the table and give them a menu to look at. I know this sounds crazy, but Lulu likes to act like us and even if she is actually sucking on the menu instead of reading it, she's engaged with us and a happy camper.
4. Don't take too long to order. The secret to a good dinner is to get the food out fairly quickly to the table. Place your order and dole out a few snacks to your squirmy kid. If you are a friend without spawn who's dining with someone with spawn, please consider finding something on the menu rather quickly. Hey parent, play the "Guess which hand is hiding the Scooby snack?" game with your kid and that will not only entertain and feed your toddler but it also helps kill time.
6. At some point, your child will tire of your offered treats. At that moment, offer what bread may be on the table. If there isn't any, ask for some. Lulu loves restaurant bread -- French, ciabatta, sticks, rolls... she loves them all! Eating some bread usually keeps her occupied until the entree arrives.
7. Et voila. The main dish is here! At this point, start cutting up food for your kid and feed them everything and anything you're eating. We tell Lulu what she's eating and she eats directly on the table (no plates for throwing). She's usually so preoccupied feeding herself that she stays pretty quiet during this portion of the meal. Before you realize it, the meal is finished, everybody's stuffed and you were able to dine with friends, civilly.
8. Lastly, when the meal is over, one of us will get up and let Lulu explore the restaurant or outside (where she is not bothering customers) and allow the other spouse to pay the bill or enjoy a coffee or dessert. Asking a kid to sit "still" for an hour is a long time (you're an adult and I'm sure it's hard for you too) so take turns being the "chaser". It's really no big deal considering you both got to enjoy a meal out!
For the most part, every restaurant adventure resembles the schedule above. And for the most part, every meal is enjoyable. If you can eat without someone having a melt down (this includes the parents), mos def count it as a success!
It should be noted that less than a handful of times, Lulu was not interested in breaking bread with us. This has happened a couple of times during dinner time, after we've skipped her late afternoon nap or overbooked ourselves for the day and dragged her along. The solution is to try not to cram too much on a meal date day, especially if it's a dinner date.
Good luck, heed no restaurant horror stories, go out and enjoy yourselves, let me know how it goes, and bon appetit!
Recent Comments